A farmer walks into an attorney's office wanting
to file for a divorce. The attorney asks, "May I help you?"
The farmer answers, "Yea, I want to get
one of those day-vorce's."
The attorney asks, "Well, do you have any grounds?"
The farmer replies, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney says, "No, you don't understand,
do you have a case?"
The farmer says, "No, I don't have a Case,
but I got a John Deere."
"No you don't understand," replies the attorney,
"I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer says, "Yea I got a grudge,
that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney says, "No sir, I mean
do you have a suit?"
The farmer replies, "Yes sir, I got a suit.
I wear to the church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney asks, "Well sir, does
your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer replies, "No sir, we both
get up about 4:30."
Finally the attorney asks, "Okay, let me put it
this way - WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer answers, "Well, I can never
have a meaningful conversation with her."