Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes...

Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes

"In married life three is company and two none."
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"I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing
in the world that never contradicts me."
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"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune;
to lose both looks like carelessness."
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"I am not young enough to know everything."
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"I can resist everything except temptation."
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"Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a
woman anything she can't wear in the evening."
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"One should never trust a woman who tells her
real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything."
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"True friends stab you in the front."
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"It is better to be beautiful than to be good.
But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."
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"Bad artists always admire each other's work."
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"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked
about, and that is not being talked about."
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"Experience is the name every one
gives to their mistakes."