Fun and Funny Quotes
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is
simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
- Albert Einstein
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at
the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
- Mark Twain
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
- Katharine Hepburn
"If it's not fun, you're not doing it right."
- Bob Basso
"Nature gives you the face you have at 20; it is up
to you to inherit the face you have at 50."
- Coco Chanel
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is
an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
- George Carlin
"I used to sell furniture for a living.
The trouble was, it was my own."
- Les Dawson
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch
his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
- Billy Crystal
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you."
- Winston Churchill
"Man cannot live by bread alone.
He must have peanut butter."
- Bill Cosby