Monday, January 26, 2009

Fun and Funny Quotes...


Fun and Funny Quotes

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is
simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
- Albert Einstein

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at
the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
- Mark Twain

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
- Katharine Hepburn

"If it's not fun, you're not doing it right."
- Bob Basso

"Nature gives you the face you have at 20; it is up
to you to inherit the face you have at 50."
- Coco Chanel

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is
an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
- George Carlin

"I used to sell furniture for a living.
The trouble was, it was my own."
- Les Dawson

"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"By the time a man is wise enough to watch
his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
- Billy Crystal

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you."
- Winston Churchill

"Man cannot live by bread alone.
He must have peanut butter."
- Bill Cosby

2 comments:

  1. "Nature gives you the face you have at 20; it is up
    to you to inherit the face you have at 50."
    - Coco Chanel

    Love this one!
    Hugs, Rose

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  2. good ones... I like the dancing in the rain on by "unknown".

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