Fun and Funny New Year's Quotes
"Cheers to a New Year and another
chance for us to get it right."
- Oprah Winfrey
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted
time to make your regular annual good
resolutions. Next week you can begin
paving hell with them as usual."
- Mark Twain
"May all your troubles last as long as
your New Year's resolutions!"
- Joey Adam
"An optimist stays up until midnight
to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays
up to make sure the old year leaves."
- Bill Vaughan
"New Year's is a harmless annual institution,
of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat
for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls
and humbug resolutions."
- Mark Twain
"People are so worried about what they eat
between Christmas and the New Year, but they
really should be worried about what they eat
between the New Year and Christmas."
- Author Unknown
"Never tell your resolution beforehand,
or it's twice as onerous a duty."
- John Selden
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay
up late on New Year's Eve. Middle Age
is when you're forced to."
- Bill Vaughn
"It wouldn't be New Year's
if I didn't have regrets."
- William Thomas
"Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy,
Happy New Year, everybody."
- Phyllis McGinley
Dearest Readers, Wishing you and yours a
wonderful new year filled with small joys,
good health, and love... Val xox