The Cemetery Shortcut
One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, mister," one of them said after catching his breath,
"You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost!
What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled, "They misspelled my name!"
One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, mister," one of them said after catching his breath,
"You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost!
What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled, "They misspelled my name!"
He should go to court and have his name changed. It's easier and he'd scare a lot more people. D
ReplyDeleteI walk alot for exercise at the cemetery close by. It is peaceful and beautiful and nobody bothers me. After reading your joke I think I will walk somewhere else. LOL
ReplyDeleteMyke