Monday, November 17, 2008

Funny Quotes About Television

Funny Television Quotes

"Television is more interesting than
people. If it were not, we would have people
standing in the corners of our rooms."
- Alan Coren

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's."
- Doug Ferrari

"Seeing a murder on television... can help work off
one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms,
the commercials will give you some."
- Alfred Hitchcock

"Television: A medium. So called because
it's neither rare nor well done."
- Ernie Kovacs

"The one function TV news performs very well
is that when there is no news we give it to you with
the same emphasis as if there were."

- David Brinkley

"On cable TV they have a weather channel -
24 hours of weather. We had something like that
where I grew up. We called it a window."
- Dan Spencer

"Television is to news what bumper
stickers are to philosophy."
- Richard Nixon

"I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book."
- Groucho Marx

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth,
inventor of television, we'd still be eating
frozen radio dinners."
- Johnny Carson

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