Funny Quotes About Television

Funny Television Quotes

"Television is more interesting than
people. If it were not, we would have people
standing in the corners of our rooms."
- Alan Coren

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's."
- Doug Ferrari

"Seeing a murder on television... can help work off
one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms,
the commercials will give you some."
- Alfred Hitchcock

"Television: A medium. So called because
it's neither rare nor well done."
- Ernie Kovacs

"The one function TV news performs very well
is that when there is no news we give it to you with
the same emphasis as if there were."
- David Brinkley

"On cable TV they have a weather channel -
24 hours of weather. We had something like that
where I grew up. We called it a window."
- Dan Spencer

"Television is to news what bumper
stickers are to philosophy."
- Richard Nixon

"I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book."
- Groucho Marx

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth,
inventor of television, we'd still be eating
frozen radio dinners."
- Johnny Carson