Funny Election and Political Quotes

Funny Election and Political Quotes

"We always want the best man to win an election.
Unfortunately, he never runs."
- Will Rogers

"I will be glad to reply to or dodge your questions,
depending on what I think will help our
election most."
- George Bush, Sr.

"People never lie so much as after a hunt,
during a war or before an election."
- Otto von Bismarck

"In our brief national history we have shot
four presidents, worried five of them to death,
impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election
and assasinate their character."
- P. J. O'Rourke

"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like
the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists
he won't take it, but somebody always does."
- Bill Vaughan

"The wind doesn't bother me.
I'm in the US Senate."
- Bob Dole

"Never vote for the best candidate, vote for
the one who will do the least harm."
- Frank Dane

"They misunderestimated me."
- George W. Bush

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