A good ol' Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What
ya gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to
float a boat within 100 miles of here!"
He says, "I won it... and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the
wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat," pointing to the field
behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother
sitting in a bass boat, with a fishing rod in his hand, in the
middle of a big field.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'! What does it look like I'm
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from
Arkansas a bad name! Yer makin' everybody think we's stupid.
If I could swim, I'd come out there and whoop you!"