Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"Why do we call them buildings when they're finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?"
- Author Unknown

"I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can
get shot while getting shot... "
- Chris Rock

"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse.
I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."
- J. D. Salinger

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
- Peter Vries

"The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so
he can tell when he's really in trouble."
- Justine Vogt

"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow.
He told me to wear a brown tie."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out
of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
- Jay Leno

"The road to success is always under construction."
- Lily Tomlin

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who
died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car."
- Will Rogers

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up Button."
- Sam Levenson



  1. It's hard to pick a favorite but I like the brown tie.

  2. I always enjoy your funny quotes column, Val! Thanks for making me smile ... and sometimes chortle, chuckle, and downright laugh out loud :)



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