Monday, October 17, 2011

Elderly Humor...

Elderly Humor

Advice to an Elderly Fellow
An elderly fellow (not in the best shape) was working out
at the gym when he spotted a sweet, young thing.

He asked his nearby trainer, "What machine in here should
I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
His trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try
the ATM in the lobby."

Games For Our Golden Years

Sag, You're It!
Pin The Toupee On The Bald Guy
20 Questions Shouted Into Your Good Ear
Kick The Bucket
Red Rover, Red Rover, The Nurse Says Bend Over
Simon Says Something Incoherent
Hide And Go Pee
Spin The Bottle of Mylanta
Musical Recliners


Secret Formula
The police recently busted a man selling "secret formula"
tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth
time he was caught for committing this same criminal
medical fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and

1 comment:

  1. I resent the idea of making jokes about old people. Hide and go pee is my favorite.



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