Funny Steve Martin Quotes...

Funny Steve Martin Quotes


"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."


"I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and
I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons.
And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden."


"Some people have a way with words...
some people... not have way."


"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."


"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders.
I hate necks."


"She had the personality of a ZIP code in Kansas!"


"A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more
than two hours working on his hair."


"First the doctor told me the good news:
I was going to have a disease named after me."


"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars."


"We've had some fun tonight considering
we're all gonna die someday."