Monday, May 16, 2011

Funny Steve Martin Quotes...

Funny Steve Martin Quotes

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and
I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons.
And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden."

"Some people have a way with words...
some people... not have way."

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders.
I hate necks."

"She had the personality of a ZIP code in Kansas!"

"A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more
than two hours working on his hair."

"First the doctor told me the good news:
I was going to have a disease named after me."

"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars."

"We've had some fun tonight considering
we're all gonna die someday."


  1. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

    My favorite.

  2. Wow. Great Quotes from one of the greats.

  3. Excellent quotes compilation. Thanks for sharing!!


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