Thursday, May 15, 2008

Joke - Changing a Lightbulb

How many does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.


Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.

Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Q: How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to screw it in and one to sponsor him.

Q: How many (generation) Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Will somebody please call house-keeping?

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise.

Q: How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One hundred: one to change the lightbulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen.

Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Q: How many shipping dept. personnel does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We can change the bulb in 7-10 working days; if you call before 2pm and pay an extra $15 we can get the bulb changed overnight.

Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it will take him 7 visits to do it.

Q: How many rednecks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Forget it, we'll just drink in the dark!

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two, but how did they got in there?

Q: How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You wouldn't know, man; you weren't there!


Q: How many union factory workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fifty-seven, you got a problem with that?

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q: How many cowboys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to change it and another to sing about how they'll miss the old one.

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