Success Quotes and a Verse...

"Commit your works to the Lord and your

Success Quotes and a Verse

"Commit your works to the Lord and your
plans will be established"

- Proverbs 16:3

"Success is ninety-nine percent mental attitude.

It calls for love, joy, optimism, confidence, serenity, poise,

faith, courage, cheerfulness, imagination, initiative, tolerance,

honesty, humility, patience, and enthusiasm."

- Wilferd A. Peterson

"A great attitude is not the result of success;

success is the result of a great attitude."

- Earl Nightingale

“What is success? I think it is a mixture of having a flair for

the thing that you are doing; knowing that it is not enough,

that you have got to have hard work and a

certain sense of purpose.”

- Margaret Thatcher

"Your success depends mainly upon what you

think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself.

You can succeed if nobody else believes it, but you will

never succeed if you don't believe in yourself."

- William J. H. Boetcker

"Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself.

Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide."

- Marva Collins

"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what

they are doing."

- Dale Carnegie

"Did you ever see an unhappy horse?

Did you ever see a bird that had the blues?

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy

is because they are not trying to impress other

birds and horses."

- Dale Carnegie

"Eagles come in all shapes and sizes,

but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes."

- Charles P. Scott

"Integrity is the essence of everything successful."

- R. Buckminster Fuller

"I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn

Bridge than the man who sold it."

- Will Rogers

Forgiveness Quotes...

Forgiveness Quotes

"When you hold resentment toward another,

you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional

link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only

way to dissolve that link and get free."

- Catherine Ponder

()

"Holding on to anger, resentment, and hurt only gives you

tense muscles, a headache, and a sore jaw from clenching

your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and

the lightness in your life."

- Joan Lunden

()

"Forgiveness does not change the past,

but it does enlarge the future."

- Paul Boese

()

"When you haven't forgiven those who've hurt you,

you turn back against your future. When you do forgive,

you start walking forward."

- Tyler Perry

()

"Pray for those who hurt you. You will find yourself eventually

caring for them and wishing them well."

- VF

()

"He who has not forgiven an enemy has not yet tasted one of

the most sublime enjoyments of life."

- Johann Kaspar Lavater

()

"There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no

forgiveness without love."

- Bryant H. McGill

()

"Sincere forgiveness isn't colored with expectations that

the other person apologize or change. Don't worry whether or

not they finally understand you. Love them and release them.

Life feeds back truth to people in its own way and time."

- Sara Paddison

()

"True forgiveness is not an action after the fact.

It is an attitude with which you enter each moment."

- David Ridge

()

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."

- Oscar Wilde

Joke - Perplexing Riddle...

Perplexing Riddle

"It's time to see how clearly you can think," the teacher said to

her class.

"Now listen carefully, and think about what I'm saying. I'm thinking

of a person who has the same mother and father as I have. But this

person is not my brother and not my sister. Who is it?"

The kids in the class furrowed their brows, scratched their heads,

and otherwise showed how hard they were thinking. But no one came

up with the right answer.

When everyone in the class had given up, the teacher announced,

"The person is me."

Little Jeffrey beamed at learning the answer. "That's a good one,"

he said to himself. "I'll have to try that on Mom and Dad."

At dinner that night, little Jeffrey repeated the riddle to his parents.

"I'm thinking of a person who has the same mother and father as I

have," he said. "But this person isn't my brother and isn't my sister.

Who is it?"

His parents furrowed their brows, scratched their heads, and

pretended they were thinking very hard. Then they both said,

"I give up. Who is it?"

"It's my teacher!" Jeffrey said.

Short, Blonde Jokes...

Short, Blonde Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an AM radio?

It took her 3 weeks to figure out you could play it at night.

**

Did you hear about the 2 blondes that were found frozen to death

at a drive-in theater in their car?

They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.

**

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

**

Two blondes decided to go to Disneyland. They packed up

and headed out and were driving on the Interstate when

they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.

They started crying and turned around and went home.

**

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.

One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther

away, Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo,

can you see Florida?"

**

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were

approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the

pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth

until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde

employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument

for us? Would you pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,

"Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.”

A Funny - Thoughts to Ponder...

Thoughts To Ponder

  Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure
you are removing a week and not a valuable plant is to pull on
 it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

  The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.

  An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

  Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

  Have you noticed, since everyone has a camcorder these days,

no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

  Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no

attention to criticism.

  Nothing is impossible if you don't have to do it yourself.

  It's hard to relate to this high-tech world when your kid says

her Lego toys need more memory.

  Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?

  I encourage my children to read the newspaper, but they're

holding out for a remote that turns the pages.

  You never get tired if you rest a lot in advance.