Two short videos...

If you are a cat owner (or a cat owns you), you will get a
good laugh and big smile out of these two videos. Thanks
for the links, Linda!! Sending joy to all... Val =)

Click on links below to view:

Two Cats Talking With Each Other

Kitten Playing With Remote-Control Rat

Sister Quotes...

Sister Quotes

"A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost."
- Marion C. Garretty
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"Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply
by being there for each other."
- Carol Saline
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"What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it?"
- Jenny DeVries
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"Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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"An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener,
conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights.
And sorrows too."
- Pam Brown
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"When mom and dad don't understand, a sister always will."
- Author Unknown
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"More than Santa Claus,
your sister knows when you've been bad and good."
- Linda Sunshine
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"The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger
if her sibling is in trouble."
- Clara Ortega
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"To have a loving relationship with a sister is not simply to have
a buddy or a confident - it is to have a soulmate for life."
- Victoria Secunda
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"Sister is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family, but once the sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship."
- Margaret Mead
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"You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older,
they're the only ones who don't get bored if you talk
about your memories."
- Deborah Moggach
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"A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one I've got."
- Author Unknown

dedicated to T., K., G., and D.! I love you guys!

Joke - Green Side Up...

Green Side Up

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in
to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she
wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige,
very soft and warm."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he
goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the next
room. She explains, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but
very bright and airy."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he
goes to the window, leans out, and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is
even more perplexed but still lets it slide.

They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like
blue - a restful, peaceful, cool blue."

The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once
more he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you
a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window, 'Green side
up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying sod
across the street."

Joke - Blind Cowboy

Blind Cowboy

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only
fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman witha black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Joke - Oldies...

Oldies...

Some of our old favorites have now been re-released. The following songs are
on a new album called "Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies":

Paul Simon... "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon... "You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees... "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Roberta Flack... "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash... "I Can't See Clearly Now"
The Temptations... "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra... "These Boots Are Made For Bunions"
ABBA... "Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer... "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores... "Once, Twice, Three Times My Back's Out"
Procol Harem... "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
Steely Dan... "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"
Herman's Hermits... "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
Credence Clearwater Revival... "Bad Prune Rising"
Marvin Gaye... "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who... "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
The Troggs... "Bald Thing"

Thanks for these, Anne =)!!