Smile Quotes...

Smile Quotes

"A smile is the universal welcome."
- Max Eastman
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"Before you put on a frown,
make absolutely sure there are no smiles available."
- Jim Beggs
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"Beauty is power; a smile is its sword."
- Charles Reade
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"A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks."
- Charles Gordy
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"A smile will gain you ten more years of life."
- A Chinese Proverb
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"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."
- Thich Nhat Hanh
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"If in our daily life we can smile, if we can be peaceful and happy,
not only we, but everyone will profit from it.
This is the most basic kind of peace work."
- Thich Nhat Hanh
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"The shortest distance between two people is a smile."
- Author Unknown
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"Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles."
- George Eliot
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"Peace begins with a smile."
- Mother Teresa
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"Let us always meet each other with smile,
for the smile is the beginning of love."
- Mother Teresa
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"If the essence of my being has caused a smile to have
appeared upon your face or a touch of joy within your heart,
then in living I have made my mark."
- Thomas L. Odem, Jr.
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"I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful."
- Author Unknown
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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
- Phyllis Diller

A Funny - 29 Lines to Make You Smile...

Twenty-Nine Lines to Make You Smile

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot - Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-
the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted
to be when I grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts;
Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up
three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken,
a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.