Funny Famous Last Words
"I can't sleep."
- J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
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"Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose."
- Marie Antoinette, said to her executioner as she went
to the guillotine after stepping on his foot
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"Wait a minute... "
- Pope Alexander VI, talking to God
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"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
- Humphrey Bogart
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"Now why did I do that?"
- General William Erskine, after jumping from
a window in Lisbon, Portugal
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"Am I dying or is it my birthday?"
- Nancy Astor
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"Take a step forward, lads - it'll be easier that way."
- Robert Erskine Childers, to his firing squad
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"It's stopped."
- Joseph Henry Green, when checking his own pulse
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"Drink to me!"
- Pablo Picasso
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"Now I shall go to sleep, goodnight."
- Lord Byron
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"Please put out the light."
- Theodore Roosevelt
