Dog Quotes
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness
forgot about puppies."
- Gene Hill
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon;
hence the constant popularity of dogs."
- Aldous Huxley
"No one appreciates the very special genius of
your conversation as the dog does."
- Christopher Morley
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a
cat that will ignore him."
- Dereke Bruce
"When a man's best friend is his dog,
that dog has a problem."
- Edward Abbey
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go
with you in the car, in case the need should arise for
them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
- Dave Barry
"Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must
think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
- Anne Tyler
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room
furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold
his own in the conversation."
- Fran Lebowitz
"If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known will go
to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber
