Sunday, April 17, 2011

Easter Quotes...





Easter Quotes


"For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance:
that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that He
was buried, that He was raised on the third day according to
the Scriptures."
- St. Paul, 1 Corinthians 15:3-4


"Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were
just three days apart!"
- Susan Coolidge


"To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything,
when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ."
- Bernhard Langer


"The marvel of heaven and earth, of time and eternity,
is the atoning death of Jesus Christ. This is the mystery
that brings more glory to God than all creation."
- C. H. Spurgeon


"The great gift of Easter is hope - Christian hope which
makes us have that confidence in God, in his ultimate triumph,
and in his goodness and love, which nothing can shake."
- Basil C. Hume


"Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in His resurrection.
Let him say not merely, 'Christ is risen,' but 'I shall rise.'"
- Phillips Brooks


"He takes men out of time and makes them feel eternity."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


"The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the
opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances."
- Robert Flatt


"Do not abandon yourselves to despair.
We are the Easter people and hallelujah
is our song."
- Pope John Paul II


Saturday, April 16, 2011

Children Quotes...




Quotes About Children


"Children are surely one of God's greatest gifts and truest challenges.
To share your life with a child is to humble yourself so that you may
learn from them and discover with them the beautiful secrets that are
only uncovered in searching."
- Kathleen Tierney Crilly


"Every child born into this world is a new thought of God,
an ever fresh and radiant possibility."
- Kate Douglas Wiggin


"Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children,
and the one most important of all the the things we can give
to them is unconditional love. Not a love that depends on
anything at all except that they are our children."
- Rosaleen Dickson


"The child must know that he is a miracle - that since the beginning
of the world there hasn't been, and until the end of the world there
will not be, another child like him."
- Pablo Casals


"I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can,
but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you
are the explanation."
- Robert Brault


"Let us put our minds together and see what
life we can make for our children."
- Sitting Bull


"If you want your children to improve, let them overhear
the nice things you say about them to others."
- Dr. Haim Ginott


"What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change,
and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure."
- Gene Perret


"Children are the hands by which we take hold of Heaven."
- Henry Ward Beecher


"Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older
they judge them; sometimes they forgive them."
- Oscar Wilde


Thursday, April 14, 2011

Joke - Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs...




Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs


He gets a big tax write-off.
Who ever heard of Easter bricks?
Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over-easy,
hard-boiled.
He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
He has a secret plan to eliminate the human race by
cholesterol overdose.
He is pressured from the Egg Marketing Board.
Because if he brought bottle rockets he would
be the Independence Bunny.
Would you want to hunt for waffles?
He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
Because the Energizer Bunny got the good job.

 

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Easter Knock-Knocks...



a re-run of an Easter favorite =) :

Easter Knock - Knocks

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Samoa.
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beryl.
Beryl who?
Beryl of Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any
more Ether Bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about
all these Ether Bunnies?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep"... run over
all the Ether Bunnies.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry – all the Ether Bunnies
will be back again next year!


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Joke - Expensive Doctor...




Expensive Doctor


A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to
recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred
dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after
that."

The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to save a little money,
cheerily announced, "I'm back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said,
"Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."

- Thanks, Krissy!