Redneck Humor...

Redneck Humor

Q: What do rednecks call "Hee Haw"?

A: A documentary.

Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?

A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.

Counseling - Redneck Style

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a small boat and fishing out on a lake.

They are chewing tobacco and drinking beer, when Bubba suddenly says,

"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over two

months."

Earl spits, sips his beer, and says, "Better think it over... women like that

are hard to find."

Calling 911 - Redneck Style

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told
Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag
her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"