Jokes That Can Be Told In Church...

Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast

as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran

she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord,

please don't let me be late!"

While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and

fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up,

brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she

once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be

late... But please don't shove me either!"

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments

with her five and six year-olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honor thy father and thy

mother', she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how

to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not

kill."

At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything,

including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent

when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he

were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going

to have a wife."