Joke - Baseball...

Baseball

Two elderly gentlemen, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park

bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they

do every day.

Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball

in heaven?"

Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But

let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell

you if there's baseball in heaven. If you die first, you do

the same."

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe

passes on.

One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the

pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol...

Sol..."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes, it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to

ruin that!?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."