Limericks...

Limericks

There once was a farmer from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds.

It soon came to pass

He was covered with grass,

But has all the tomatoes he needs.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

But his daughter named Nan

Ran away with a man.

And as for the bucket, Nan tucket.

A painter, who lived in Great Britain,

Interrupted two girls with their knittin'.

He said, with a sigh,

"That park bench - well I,

Just painted it, right where you're sittin'."

A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd.

She was frightened - it must be allowed.

Soon a happy thought hit her -

To scare off the critter,

She sat up in bed and meowed.

source: Laugh out Loud