Fun and Funny Quotes
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother."
- Author Unknown
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
- Milton Berle
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
- Milton Berle
"Ah, my wife. If life hands her a lemon, she makes lemonade.
And if life hands her a rotten potato, don't drink the lemonade."
- Robert Brault
"The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become
very good at fractions."
- Robert Brault
"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are
identical whether you play or not."
- Fran Lebowitz
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
- Spike Milligan
"When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance,
his colleagues generally present him with a watch."
- R. C. Sherriff
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.
I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."
- Milton Berle
"Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise,
they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra
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A great batch today Val. Hard to chose a favorite but I think I'll go with wanting to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
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DB
Val I am no math whiz, but I am very good at fractions. LOL
ReplyDelete"The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become
very good at fractions."
I only had 1 sister, but many friends who were at my house or yard all the time so I AM very good with fractions.
Love Merykins
These were so funny... thanks for sharing!! Having siblings I could relate to the one about the fractions... the last really made me laugh. Probably so true.
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