Joke - Three Wishes...

Three Wishes

A junior manager, a senior manager, and their boss are

on their way to a meeting located across town. Walking

through a local park, they come across a magic lamp.

They rub the lamp and a genie appears.

The genie says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes

but as you are three, I will allow one wish each."

So the eager senior manager shouts, "I want the first

wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat, and

have no worries."

Poof. He was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouts,

"I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of

food, and cocktails."

Poof. He was also gone.

The boss calmly says, "I want those two idiots back in the

office after their lunch break at 12:45."