A Funny - Famous Last Words...

Famous Last Words

* "I'll get a world record for this!"

* "It's fireproof."

* "He's probably just hibernating."

* "What does this button do?"

* "I'm making a citizen's arrest!"

* "So, you're a cannibal?"

* "It's probably just a rash."

* "Are you sure the power is off?"

* "Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury,

so what of it?"

* "The odds of that happening have

to be a million to one!"

* "Pull the pin and count to what?"

* "Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

* "I wonder where the mother bear is?"

* "I've seen this done on TV."

* "These are the good kind of mushrooms."

* "I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

* "Let it down slowly."

* "Rat poison only kills rats."

* "Just take whatever you want,

this is a ghost town."

* "It's strong enough for both of us."

* "This doesn't taste right."

* "I can make this light before it changes."

* "Nice doggie."

* "I can do that with my eyes closed."

* "I've done this before."

* "Well, we've made it this far."

* "That's odd."

* "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on,

would you?"

* "Don't be so superstitious."

* "Now watch this!"

* "What duck?"