Joke - Worm Sermon...

Worm Sermon

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add
emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the

following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can we learn
from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said:

"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate you won't have

worms!"