A Funny - The Economy...

The Economy

The economy is so bad that:

* I got pre-declined for a credit card in the mail.

* I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind

the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

* CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

* The bank returned my check marked, "Insufficient Funds",

and I called and asked if they meant me or them.

* Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

* McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned

their childrens' names.

* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

* Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

* Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

* The Mafia is laying off judges.

* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

and finally...

* I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,

wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds,

etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in

Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all

excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

- Author Unknown

- thanks for sending this to me, Dad!!