Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life.

Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."

- Cullen Hightower

"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number

of funny things passed in one session of Congress."

- Will Rogers

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

- Jay Leno

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,

then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

- Fred Allen

"When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, 'How would the Lone Ranger handle this?'"

- David Brent

"If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried."

- David Brent

"Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk

and never once pulled back on the leash?"

- Robert Brault

"If you could combine a cat and a dog,

you'd have man's best accomplice."

- Robert Brault

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,

suggest that he wear a tail."

- Fran Lebowitz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'

Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"

- Charles Schulz, Charlie Brown