More of You Might Be a Redneck If...
You hid Easter eggs under cow pies last year. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People". You've got more than one brother named Darryl. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. Your dad calls you "Chip" and walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have plastic flowers in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos". Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. You can smash a beer can on your imaginary friend's forehead, and it works!
You leave beer and pickled pig's feet for Santa. You spelled something wrong out in Christmas lights. You go up a water tower with a can of paint to protect your sister.
You have a deer head anywhere in your vehicle.Can you add any?
i'm going to see if i can leave a comment!
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You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have plastic flowers in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You can smash a beer can on your imaginary friend's forehead, and it works!
You leave beer and pickled pig's feet for Santa.
You've spelled something out wrong in Christmas lights!
You have a deer head anywhere in your vehicle. (how about a moose head in honor of sara palin -- who really isn't a red neck but a great american -- and probably has a gun rack on the top of her truck! kill those moose sara. go baby, go! hunt, sara, hunt. drill, sara, drill!)
valerie, i guess i liked a lot of these, LOL!
krissy knox
my main blog:
Sometimes I Think
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yay, valerie, i could comment! i went in through "anonymous instead of my google account. that's okay, except there is no link back to my blog or google profile, and no photo of me, LOL. but i put my name, blog, twitter addy at the end of my comment. i really hope you do not mind. i don't like to be anonymous.
ReplyDeletesissy, i am going to try to use my google profile this time and see what happens, see if i can post this comment.
one more thing. i was looking above at your statement that says: please leave a comment or Santa won't come to your house =) I remember you had that up from last Christmas and decided not to take it down as you thought it would be okay to think about Santa all year long. Well yesterday I was looking at your blog and read it again, forgetting what it said. and this is what i read: please leave a comment or satan won't come to your house =) I was confused why you wanted to write about satan, LOL, when i realized you were writing about santa, LOL. phew, you scared me for a minute! okay, off to post my comment -- to see if it works.
sign me, in Jesus' army,
krissy knox
my main blog:
Sometimes I Think
let's connect on Twitter: http://twitter.com/iamkrissy
how about friends on FB? www.facebook.com/krissyknox
yes, it does work, so i hope you get more comments! now i am going to go eat pizza with my john. love, krissy :)
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till Jesus' birthday!
krissy knox
my main blog:
Sometimes I Think
let's connect on Twitter: http://twitter.com/iamkrissy
how about friends on FB? www.facebook.com/krissyknox
I don't get climbing a water tower with a can of paint
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