The Halloween Scare
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out
the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle
of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the
casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he
can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the
cough syrup at the casket...
and...
The coffin stops.
Ooooo. Coff medicine.
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