Some Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters...

a rerun of a favorite Halloween joke:

Some Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

* Give away something other than candy (e.g. toothpicks,

golf balls, bags of sand, etc.).

* Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write

"TOP SECRET" on it in big letters. When trick-or-

treaters come, look around suspiciously and say,

"It's about time you got here." Give them the

briefcase and quickly shut the door.

* Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When

trick-or-treaters come to the door say, "Come in." When

they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's

a surprise party.

* Get everyone who knocks on the door to come in and see if

they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher.

* After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

* Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-

treaters for a moment and pretend to be confused. Start

flipping through a calendar.

* Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone

protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you

had left over from Easter.

* Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on

your porch. Insist that all the trick-or-treaters bow before

the pumpkin.