A Funny - Epitaphs...

Epitaphs

These are actual epitaphs on tombstones:

Ribbesford, England, cemetery:

Anna Wallace

The children of Israel wanted bread

And the Lord sent them manna.

Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,

And the Devil sent him Anna.

Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies

Johnny Yeast

Pardon me

For not rising.

Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:

Here lies the body

Of Jonathan Blake.

Stepped on the gas

Instead of the brake.

Anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:

I was somebody.

Who, is no business

Of yours.

In a Georgia cemetery:

"I told you I was sick!"

Margaret Daniels grave, Hollywood Cemetery,

Richmond, Virginia:

She always said her feet were killing her

but nobody believed her.

Anna Hopewell's grave, Enosburg Falls, Vermont:

Here lies the body of our Anna

Done to death by a banana.

It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,

But the skin of the thing that made her go.

Harry Edsel Smith, Albany, New York:

Born 1903 - Died 1942

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if

the car was on the way down.

It was.

Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:

Here lies an Atheist.

All dressed up

And no place to go.

Dr. Fred Roberts, Brookland, Arkansas:

Office upstairs