Top 10 Uses For Holiday Fruitcakes
10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.
8. Send to U. S. Air Force. Let troops drop them.
7. Use as railroad ties.
6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
4. Use instead of cement shoes.
3. Save for next summer's garage sale.
2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
1. Two words: pin cushion.
Do you like fruitcake? Can you add to the list?
Ooooooohhhhh! I love fruitcake jokes. I'll go for the sand bags during El Nino. And while we're at it, we could let the U.S. Air force troops drop them! Not as bombs, but as free food. 'Cause you know, we do help the world!
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I actually have a friend that likes fruitcake..............Ugh.
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