Fun and Funny Christmas Quotes...

Fun and Funny Christmas Quotes


"There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence
at Christmastime. Mature, responsible, grown men wear neckties
made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with
raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them."
- P. J. O'Rourke
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"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
- Garrison Keillor
1

"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
- Larry Wilde
1

"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts
with next year's money."
- Author Unknown
1

"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist
it would be necessary to invent it."
- Katharine Whitehorn
1

"Oh, for the good old days when people would stop
Christmas shopping when they ran out of money."
- Author Unknown
1

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas
with a note on it saying, 'toys not included'."
- Bernard Manning
1

"Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has
never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present."
- Author Unknown
1

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see
him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
- Shirley Temple
1

"You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
- Robert Redford
1

"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in
the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."
- Johnny Carson
1

"Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish."
- Benny Hill