Holiday Songs for the Mentally Impaired
(or the Christmas Nut)
Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic:
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic:
Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And
Stores And Offices And Towns And Cars And Buses And Trucks
And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...
Paranoid:
Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Borderline Personality:
Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire
Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Very funny Val. My favorite is thoughts of roasting on an open fire. I tried to come up with a rebuttal but the best I cando is for the senile: Oh come all ye forgetful.
ReplyDeleteI love these Val. Now can I try to top DB's, LOL? It would go something like this:
ReplyDeletefor the senile: Oh come all ye, uhm, what were we singing again?
Okay, Val, DB, and whomever, you may groan now, LOL, bc that was baaaadddd!
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