Joke - Mischievous Kids...

Mischievous Kids

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that
if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some
capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons'
behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining
children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot.
He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with
him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, "Where is God!?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even
louder and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in
his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What
happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and
they think we did it!"