Short, Funny Quotes...

Short, Funny Quotes

"People who say they sleep like a baby
usually don't have one."
- Leo J. Burke
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"I am fond of children - except boys."
- Lewis Carroll
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"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."
- George Burns
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"I can resist everything except temptation."
- Oscar Wilde
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"We could certainly slow the ageing process down if it
had to work its way through Congress."
- Will Rogers
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"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately
it kills all its pupils."
- Louis Hector Berlioz
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"Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring
you a more pleasant form of misery."
- Spike Milligan
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"No, I don't have a solution, but I certainly
admire the problem."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning."
- Catherine Aird
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"Committee - a group of men who keep
minutes and waste hours."
- Milton Berle
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"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound
they make as they fly by."
- Douglas Adam
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"If I were invited to a dinner party with
my characters, I wouldn’t show up."
- Dr Seuss