Funny, Real Signs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday
please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot
and stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free,
but the bull charges.
On a motorway garage:
Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps.
Your life may not be worth much, but our petrol is.
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and don't know it,
there is a day care on the first floor.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read,
this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop:
We can repair anything.
(Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)
