Thanksgiving puns and a joke...

Thanksgiving Puns

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God Save The Kin

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off
It was stapled to the chicken
To get away from the turkey hunter

If the Pilgrims were alive today,
what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE!

The gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"

"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"

"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954... "