Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"The most dangerous food is wedding cake."
- James Thurber
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"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost
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"Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two
fool things after each other."
- Oscar Wilde
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"Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle
is a headache."
- Julio Iglesias
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"Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job,
and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice.
There should be severance pay and before they leave you,
they should have to find you a temp."
– Bob Ettinger
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"Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
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"I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang,
but eventually it came back to me."
- Author Unknown
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"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a song about him?"
- Author Unknown
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"If Carmen Sandiego and Waldo had a baby,
it'd be impossible to find."
- Author Unknown
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"A rich man's joke is always funny."
- Thomas Edward Brown