Things Not To Say When Stopped By A Cop...
1. "I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer." (OK in Texas)
2. "Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in."
3. "Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?"
4. "Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!"
5. "Are you Andy or Barney?"
6. "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police
officer?!"
7. "You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?"
8. "I pay your salary!"
9. "Gee, officer, that’s terrific!! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!"
10. When the officer says, “Gee, son, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?”
You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee, officer, your eyes look glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?”
1. "I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer." (OK in Texas)
2. "Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in."
3. "Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?"
4. "Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!"
5. "Are you Andy or Barney?"
6. "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police
officer?!"
7. "You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?"
8. "I pay your salary!"
9. "Gee, officer, that’s terrific!! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!"
10. When the officer says, “Gee, son, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?”
You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee, officer, your eyes look glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?”
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Remember when we used to make up those silly acronyms! ha.