Funny Headlines from Newspapers...

Funny Headlines from Newspapers

A Funny - Crazy Headlines

These are actual headlines found in papers across the country and world...

Crazy Headlines

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
(no, really?)

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
(a bit drastic, you think?)

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a guy!)

Miners Refuse To Work after Death
(good for nothin', lazy...)

Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
(This is drastic, too :-o!)

War Dims Hope For Peace
(That's how war works.)

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(again, really?)

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
(Who would have thought?!)

Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
(Smart they are!)

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(not Duct Tape?)

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge!)

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
(Shouldn't be too hard to find.)

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
(BEAN-O next time!)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(DO NOT eat MY child!)

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
(There they go, being mean to kids again... and this is bloody!)

Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
(How tall?)

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Did they die before or after?)

Okay, so do you think the headline/caption writers are THIS stupid or do you
think they do this on purpose?? Sorry for the corny commentary after the
headlines... LOL Do you have a favorite headline?

Tags: joke, jokes, funny, crazy headlines, crazy captions, silly headlines, huh?

Funny - Actual Newspaper Headlines...

Have You Read The News?

Actual newspaper headlines!...

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

4. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

9. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

12. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

13. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

20. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

21. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead