Joke - Fishing...

Fishing

A man was stopped by a game warden, with two buckets

of fish, leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game

warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch

those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are

my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" said the warden.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake

and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they

jump back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment,

and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"Alright. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man poured the fish into the water and stood and

waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned

to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game

warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" the man asked.