Super Bowl Ads...

Did your favorite team win the Super Bowl yesterday? I don't normally
watch the Super Bowl. I used to for the commercials, but now that they
are on the internet, I have no need to watch it at all. If you missed the
game, here are the commercials. On the right side of the page, the top
ten is listed, if you are in a hurry. If not, all four quarters are worth the
laughs! Click link below to view. Have fun!


Super Bowl Commercials

Cat Humor...

I found some cat videos on YouTube that I thought were hysterical. I had to
weed through quite a few to find what I thought were the three funniest.
They are below. For time sake, I am only listing three, in no particular
order (you can find many more!). I am sure you can tell by now, I am an
animal lover, and a lover of cats in particular. Each are a few minutes
long, so you may want to grab a cup of coffee first... and be careful not
to spew it on the computer while viewing ;-)... Press links below.

Funny Cats 1

Funny Cats 2

Funny Cats 3


Also, I visit a site daily, I Can Has Cheezburger?. It is the funniest animal
humor site I have ever visited. You owe it to yourself to pop over, especially
if you are a pet owner. I view its new contents daily and am often howling
with laughter. Enjoy and pat your pets for me... Val =)

more jokes for Valentine's Day...

Inept Romantic Sentiments

The Washington Post asked readers to come up with
inept romantic sentiments for Valentine’s Day.
Here are some of the best:

1. Your kisses are sweeter than wine,
but without the paper bag.

2. I am irrationally exuberant for you in the third
quarter of my fiscal life, with rising indicators.

3. My love for you runs hotter than a ‘74 Nova with
a V-8 engine and a busted water pump.

4. Darling, you make me as hot as those
hand dryers in a turnpike restroom.

5. If we were cockroaches, I’d want to have
all 456,845 of your children.



A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought
his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

"Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of
a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag."

"That was very kind of you," Jim added,
"I hope she appreciated the thought."

Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully
the vacuum cleaner will work better now."

Jokes for Valentine's Day...

1,000 Valentine Cards


A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing
at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with
hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent
all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him
what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed,
'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.



Love is Blind?

Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into
this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes.
Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice,
"I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition."

The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance,
"What's your condition?"

Phil answered, "Tell me your wish in just three words."

There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money
and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into
his eyes and whispered, "Clean my house."