Joke - Why Dogs are Better Than Women

Here is the revenge for the men =)... sorry women, all in fun =)...

Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Women:

10. A dog's parents will
never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave
your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the
bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects
you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you
if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the
previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you
if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers
on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier
a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.

Joke - Why Dogs are Better Than Men...

Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Men:

10. Dogs don't feel threatened
by your intelligence.

9. Dogs are already in touch
with their inner puppies.

8. Dogs are very direct
about wanting to go out.

7. Dogs think you are
a culinary genius.

6. You can house train a dog.

5. Dogs feel guilt when they've
done something wrong.

4. Middle-aged dogs don't
feel the need to abandon you
for a younger owner.

3. Dogs mean it when
they kiss you.

2. Dogs don't care whether
or not you shave your legs.

1. Dogs obsess about you as much
as you obsess about them.

... Don't worry men, I have a top 10 for you about women ;-)