Joke - She Was So Blonde That...

She Was So Blonde That...

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

She put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to makeup her mind.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened
around the home, she moved.



Did you hear about the blonde
that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out
she could use it at night.

What did the blonde say when she saw the
sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.

What do you call nine blondes
standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can't fit the
bottle in the typewriter.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What's the definition of eternity?
Four blondes at a 4-way stop.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
"This Goes In Front".

What did the blonde say when she
looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look!! Donut seeds!"

Did you hear about the blonde
sniffing nutrasweet?
Yeah, she thought it was diet coke.

How can you tell when a blonde has been
making chocolate chip cookies?
The M&M shells all over the floor.

Why did the blonde get fired
from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's.

What do you call a brunette
between two blondes?
An interpreter.

Which is harder to make: a blonde, a
brunette, or a red-headed snowman?
A blonde. You have to hollow out its head.

Do blonde jokes offend anyone? Let me know!

My apologies if they do. I would never

want to hurt or offend. Val =)