Humorous Quotes
"If you love your job, you haven't
worked a day in your life."
- Tommy Lasorda
"I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce,
I keep the house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Marriages are made in heaven. But so
again, are thunder and lightning."
- Author Unknown
"Men marry women with the hope
they will never change. Women marry
men with the hope they will change.
Invaribly they are both disappointed."
- Albert Einstein
"To cease smoking is the
easiest thing. I ought to know.
I've done it a thousand times."
- Mark Twain
"I can resist everything
except temptation."
- Oscar Wilde
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill
Do you have a favorite?
I like Tommy Lasorda's; jobs have ups and downs; some days I really like mine; some days I contemplate looking for a new one; I think that's the same for almost all employees :)
ReplyDeleteenjoy your day Val!
betty
These are great. That Winston...he had quite a sense of humor, didn't he?!
ReplyDeleteBeth
These are fantastic....
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing them.....