Wedding Humor
New Hampshire Wedding
Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to
add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to our wedding.
My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning
to have wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony.
Our friend thought for a moment. Then he said solemnly, "It's a
good thing she's not from Idaho."
Wedding Advice
At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see
who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband
and I who had been.
The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly-
married couple?"
I said, "The three most important words in a marriage are,
'You're probably right.'"
Everyone then looked at my husband. He said, "She's probably
right."
Wedding Day Speech
Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning
service. After the benediction, Father Henry had planned to call
the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the
congregation.
For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who
were to be married. "Will those wanting to get married please
come to the front?" Father Henry requested.
Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers,
and six single men stepped forward.
and six single men stepped forward.
