This is not the same joke as yesterday. It is revenge for the men =).
Spring Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, March 30, 2010
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1
Up In Winter, Down In Summer - How To
Adjust A Thermostat
Step by step, with slide presentation
Meets 4 weeks, 2 hours, Monday and Wednesday, 7:00 PM
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting The Toilet Seat Down
Or Bitching About It For 3 Hours?
Round table discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday, 2 hours, 12:00 PM
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past A
Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group debate
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday, 2 hours, 10:00 PM
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between A
Purse and a Suitcase
Pictures and explanatory graphics
Meets 3 weeks, Saturday, 2:00 PM
Class 5
Curling Irons - Can They Levitate And
And Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday, 2 hours, 7:00 PM
Class 6
How To Ask Questions During Commercials
And Be Quiet During The Program
Help-Line support and support groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday, 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can A Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds
Of Soaps And Shampoos?
Open forum
Monday, 2 hours, 8:00 PM
Class 8
Health Watch -
They Make Medicine For
PMS - USE IT!
Group debate and live testimonials
Three nights - Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
two hours, 7:00 PM
Class 9
I Was Wrong And He Was Right!
Real life testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined
Class 10
How To Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes
Without An Insurance Claim
Driving simulations
4 weeks, Saturday, 2 hours, 12:00 PM
Class 11
Learning To Live -
How To Apply Brakes Without Throwing
Passengers Through the Windshield
Tuesday, 7:00 PM
Location to be determined
Class 12
How To Shop By Yourself
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday,
two hours, 7:00 PM
Class 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy -
Remembering To Take A List To The Store And
Avoiding Separate Trips For Each Item Needed
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, two hours, 7:00 PM
Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is And How It Is Used
Live demonstration
Tuesday, 6:00 PM
Location to be determined
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
