Spring Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, March 30, 2010
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by step, with slide presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday, 2 hours, 7:00 PM
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll
Does It Change Itself?
Round table discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The
Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group practice
Meets 4 weeks, 2 hours, Saturday 10:00 PM
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper
And The Floor
Pictures and explanatory graphics
Meets 3 weeks, Saturday at 2:00 PM
Class 5
Dinner Dishes -
Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on video
Meets 4 weeks, 2 hours, Tuesday and Thursday, 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity
Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Help-Line support and support groups
Meets 4 weeks, Friday and Sunday, 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things
Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not
Turning The House Upside-Down While Screaming
Open forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
Class 8
Health Watch
Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and audio tapes
3 nights, Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real life testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly
While She Parallel Parks?
Driving simulations
Meets 4 weeks, 2 hours, Saturday's 12:00 PM
Class 11
Learning To Live
Basic Differences Between Mother And Wife
Online classes and role-playing
Tuesdays, 7:00 PM
Location to be determined
Class 12
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
Meets 4 weeks, 2 hours, Tuesday and Thursday, begins at 7:00 PM
Class 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries And Other Important Dates
And Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered
3 nights - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 2 hours at 7:00 PM
Class 14
The Stove/Oven
What It Is And How It Is Used
Live demonstration
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
